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I was not expecting this.

Captain: Steve, is this piss or water?

Steve: I dont know Captain, why dont you find out?

Captain: Steve, im not gonna go near that ocean of piss.

Steve: FINE i'll go to make sure it isnt piss.

Captain: Good boy Steve, now im gonna get the tank floaty. I cant believe that someone would just leave it on the ground.

Steve: mumbling something about captain under his breath while going to the water.

CUT TO SKITTLES

Skittles: Finally, I get a day off.

-Walks into the water-

Skittles: Wait- what the...AGH I Knew I Should Of Brought The Sniper Here.

CUT BACK TO STEVE AND CAPTAIN

Steve: See Captain, I told you this wasnt piss.

Captain: Fine Steve. (he said bitterly)

Steve: I'll go in the tank first, see it it works.

Captain: Why do you get to go in first again?

Steve: Cause I won that movie trivia contest back at the bar.

Captain: How was I suppose to know the first half of Titanic? Thats the lame part.

Steve: Cause you sat through it to get the tank back?

Captain: Fine, But I still dont understand why I half to push you.

Steve: Its because-

Captain: Fine Steve I get it. No need to be a Show Off.

Steve: Hey Captain look,an enemy off to the right.

Captain: Dammit Steve, I know we should of brought our guns.

Steve: At least we have the water tank to shoot with. Now, push me over to that guy so we can get him.

Captain: mumbles something under his breath when punishing Steve.

Steve: Who goes their?

Skittles: (Dosent talk)

Steve: I said Who Goes Their!

Captain: Maybe he dosent talk to _ssholes Steve.

Skittles: Yeah, my dad told me not to do that.

Captain: Your both smart then.

Steve:Hey!

Captain: I like your spirit solider, too bad your on the enemy team. Now, FIRE!!!

(Steve proceeded to shoot Skittles)

Skittles: AGH!!! YOUR BOTH _SSHOLES!!!

The dad looking like Earl Devereaux when he runs

I could just imagine that one of his suction cups could hold his mic

Tankman: COLD WAR

Captian is RIPPED

This isnt a sh+tpost, this is a godpost

Yours looks alot better than the official funko one

I like my art like I like my music, good enough.

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Student At A School

Canada, Eh?

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