I wish this was real book
I wish this was real book
cock joke
ha ha im so funny.
He typed into the keyboard
I love the 2nd image
I was not expecting this.
Captain: Steve, is this piss or water?
Steve: I dont know Captain, why dont you find out?
Captain: Steve, im not gonna go near that ocean of piss.
Steve: FINE i'll go to make sure it isnt piss.
Captain: Good boy Steve, now im gonna get the tank floaty. I cant believe that someone would just leave it on the ground.
Steve: mumbling something about captain under his breath while going to the water.
CUT TO SKITTLES
Skittles: Finally, I get a day off.
-Walks into the water-
Skittles: Wait- what the...AGH I Knew I Should Of Brought The Sniper Here.
CUT BACK TO STEVE AND CAPTAIN
Steve: See Captain, I told you this wasnt piss.
Captain: Fine Steve. (he said bitterly)
Steve: I'll go in the tank first, see it it works.
Captain: Why do you get to go in first again?
Steve: Cause I won that movie trivia contest back at the bar.
Captain: How was I suppose to know the first half of Titanic? Thats the lame part.
Steve: Cause you sat through it to get the tank back?
Captain: Fine, But I still dont understand why I half to push you.
Steve: Its because-
Captain: Fine Steve I get it. No need to be a Show Off.
Steve: Hey Captain look,an enemy off to the right.
Captain: Dammit Steve, I know we should of brought our guns.
Steve: At least we have the water tank to shoot with. Now, push me over to that guy so we can get him.
Captain: mumbles something under his breath when punishing Steve.
Steve: Who goes their?
Skittles: (Dosent talk)
Steve: I said Who Goes Their!
Captain: Maybe he dosent talk to _ssholes Steve.
Skittles: Yeah, my dad told me not to do that.
Captain: Your both smart then.
Steve:Hey!
Captain: I like your spirit solider, too bad your on the enemy team. Now, FIRE!!!
(Steve proceeded to shoot Skittles)
Skittles: AGH!!! YOUR BOTH _SSHOLES!!!
The dad looking like Earl Devereaux when he runs
I could just imagine that one of his suction cups could hold his mic
Tankman: COLD WAR
Captian is RIPPED
This isnt a sh+tpost, this is a godpost
I like my art like I like my music, good enough.
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